Dear Sir,

I've been a consistent devotee of yours and I have not failed you. Throughout the years I have admired your work, played in your field, and even tried to imitate you. As a quarter of a century approaches my age, I now plead you to return my soul as compensation for my wild acts and fearless past. There will be no greater follower as myself, and there will be no greater master as you Sir; however, as time goes by and my mind becomes more wise, my feelings become intact. So as a last request, I'd like my soul back please. Mankind awaits me in open arms on the other side of the road.

In regards from,

Your one & only.