I got a bitch that suck my dick til I nut. Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up.

RIP Gary Coleman

RIP Malcolm McLaren

RIP Rowland S. Howard

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was pronounced dead today, June 25th, at around 2:25pm pacific time. The King of Pop had suffered a cardiac arrest earlier in his home and staff members called 911 immediately. Paramedics found him not breathing and tried to resuscitate him while on the way to the UCLA Medical Center. Jackson had fallen into a coma shortly after arriving at the hospital, and was declared dead shortly after. Thousands of fans gathered around the world to pay tribute to their idol, Michael Jackson.

UPDATE: I will make no further comment on his death or personal life. Let the man rest.

Rest in Peace 1958-2009